The Hobbit, J.R.R. Tolkien

The Hobbit, J.R.R. Tolkien

harrystylesdildo:

Fireworks start going off in the ghetto and white people be like

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I don’t care about this post but this gif is so confusing. What is this from? Why does it look like an invisible wave of spiders hit the five people in the foreground? What?

I love stories from tumblr user saintryangosling

gameraboy:

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
gameraboy:

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

gameraboy:

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

My mom is legitimately making a voodoo doll of her boss. 
My mom is legitimately making a voodoo doll of her boss. 

My mom is legitimately making a voodoo doll of her boss. 

neptunain:

A Historically Correct Version of that Terrible Trojan Horse Joke

pumpkabooyouwhore:

Trojan Commanding Officer: Okay, guys, we’re at war with Greece and we can’t let down our guard!

Trojan Soldier: Hey, guys, the Greeks just sent us this massive wooden horse! What do we do with it?

Trojan Commanding Officer: Say what?! Hell yeah! I’ve always wanted one of those! Put it in the…

get this trash out of my tag

neptunain:

whenever the bookwormy fandom side of tumblr sees a mistake in a popular text post they’re always so desperate to correct it and low key try to make the original poster look stupid and it’s so tiring like you’re not smarter than anyone because you know what the trojan horse is

I’ve done it! I’ve finally legitimately pissed off someone who didn’t do their research before making a post about a historical event! My life is complete.

kelpking:

stunningpicture:

Spider catches bee, bee stings spider. Both dead, with bee’s stinger still in the spider.

This is amazing.

ianstagram:

pumpkabooyouwhore:

Oh HELL no. At least my favorite got there first.

we’re mutuals it’s chill

"it’s chill" = It’s weakness.

Oh HELL no. At least my favorite got there first.